Foolish Things Rich People Buy

Ah, the joys of the uber-rich and their peculiar purchases. Have you heard about the $24,300 guinea pig armor? Yes, you read that right. Some people will spend a fortune to protect their little furry friends. And who can blame them? Have you seen how cute guinea pigs are? It may look uncomfortable, but you never know when your pet must go into battle. Honestly, the armor adds a certain level of sophistication to your guinea pig’s appearance.

It’s hard not to roll your eyes at some of the absurd purchases of the super-rich. Take the $390 Gucci swimsuit, for example. Sure, it looks stylish and high-end, but you can’t even swim in it! The fabric can’t come in contact with pool water, or it’ll be ruined. Talk about a waste of money. But hey, you can totally see one of the Kardashians flaunting this while lounging on a yacht in the Mediterranean.

The lengths the rich will go to show off their wealth are truly mind-boggling. Apparently, all you have to do is slap a fancy brand name on something, and its price will skyrocket—a case in point: the $185 Prada paper clip. Yes, you read that right. A paper clip that costs almost 200 bucks. It’s mind-boggling to think someone would spend that kind of money on something so trivial!

When it comes to those living the high life, it seems no expense is too great to show off their wealth, not even a $1,201,660 Diamond-Encrusted Toenail Clipper. Yes, a toenail clipper encrusted with diamonds worth over a million dollars really does exist. But let’s be honest, would anyone even use this thing? It looks uncomfortable and impractical. If you have that much money to spend on a toenail clipper, we’d suggest investing in a classy pedicure from a professional.

When it comes to extravagant spending, few can match the Jenner-Kardashian clan. Kylie Jenner, the self-proclaimed self-made billionaire, has her own set of private jets that she takes everywhere, even on short three-minute flights. She calls her private air travel “Kylie Air,” and her jets are like flying mansions with all the luxuries one can imagine. If you’ve ever struggled to decide between “chicken or beef?” while dining at 30,000ft en route to your destination, you’ll be envious of Kylie’s in-flight menu.

The world of the uber-rich is a strange and fascinating place. Take, for example, the people who have so much money they don’t know what to do with it. Imagine spending over $3 million on a collar for your dog. That’s right, just a silly collar. But this isn’t your average leather strap with a name tag. No, this is a jeweled masterpiece fit for a royal canine. Would you even let your furry friend wear something so expensive?

When it comes to owning pets, the rich go above and beyond. While most people are perfectly content with adopting a furry friend from a local shelter, the wealthy opt for something more exclusive – like this designer cat. This rare breed is a mix of an Asian leopard, an African serval, and a domestic cat called the Ashera. What’s so special about this cat? Well, it can cost up to $125,000!

When it comes to spending money and shopping, it seems like nothing is off-limits, including indulging in the most outrageous purchases. Apparently, the wealthy will spare no expense when it comes to their, ahem, personal pleasure. This item, a $15,000 gold dildo, is undoubtedly a unique addition to any collection. But hey, if you have that kind of money to spare and want to indulge in a luxurious, pleasurable experience, who are we to judge?

The wealthy sure know how to flaunt their wealth with outrageous fashion statements. But a shirt made of gold? That takes it to a whole new level. With a price tag of $240,000, you could practically buy a house in some areas. But why bother with shelter when you can be covered in gold? It’s hard to imagine the feeling of walking around with that kind of weight on your body, not to mention the cost of hiring a bodyguard to protect your precious investment.

The ultra-rich are known for their extravagant taste when it comes to decorating their homes. But what about a hippopotamus sofa? That’s taking it to a whole new level. This unique piece of furniture is priced at a whopping $95,000 and is sure to make a statement in any room. While it may seem ridiculous to some, for others, it’s just another way to showcase their absurd wealth and eccentricity.

When you have money to burn, anything can become a luxury item – even a jump rope. Louis Vuitton’s latest offering in the fitness department is certainly not for the faint of wallet, with a price tag of $810. Yes, you read that right. And while you might think that’s an absurd amount to spend on a piece of rope, there’s no denying the allure of owning something so luxurious.

If you thought your morning cup of tea was just a simple pleasure, think again. For the ultra-wealthy, even tea time can be an opportunity to flaunt their riches. And what better way to do that than with a diamond-encrusted tea bag? Yes, you read that right – a tea bag with actual diamonds on it. This opulent accessory will set you back a staggering $14,000, making it the most expensive tea bag in the world.

The rich have a way of turning even the most mundane household items into objects of desire. Case in point: the Smeg toaster with a Dolce and Gabbana makeover. This kitchen staple is already a splurge at its regular price, but add in the prestige of the designer brand, and suddenly, you have a toaster fit for a king or queen! And at the cost of $850, this is definitely a royal item.

It’s no secret that designer brands have a way of elevating everyday items to new heights of luxury. And nowhere is this more apparent than with the Gucci-branded Xbox. Sure, it’s the same gaming console that millions of people worldwide own, but add in the iconic Gucci print, and suddenly, it becomes a status symbol for the ultra-wealthy. And if that weren’t enough, it even comes in Gucci luggage for ultimate extravagance.

When it comes to pampering their furry friends, the rich really spare no expense, especially with this $12,000 pink diamond-studded bathtub for dogs. You might’ve never thought dogs would need their own bathtubs, but this one specifically is a bathtub for dogs that is decked out in diamonds. It’s hard to imagine any pooch needing such a luxurious bath experience, but for those with the means to splurge on such extravagances, why not?

When you have more money than you know what to do with, it’s no surprise that some of that cash goes to your furry friends. And for Paris Hilton, that means pampering her beloved pooches with luxurious dog mansions that could cost up to $95,000. These miniature homes come equipped with all the comforts and conveniences you’d expect in a human-sized house – from air conditioning and heating to running water and plush beds.

For those who are super-rich, working out with standard dumbbells is not enough. They prefer the most extravagant and luxurious workout equipment, such as dumbbells made entirely of pure gold. These expensive dumbbells can cost up to $125,000, and it is hard to imagine anyone needing such an over-the-top piece of equipment just to stay in shape. Spending exorbitant amounts of money to make their workouts more glamorous is just a part of the lifestyle.

Designer labels and fancy clothing are just a part of the rich and famous lifestyle. However, some high-end fashion pieces can be pretty bizarre, such as sneakers designed to look like they’re distressed and falling apart. What makes these particular sneakers so special? Well, they are meant for those who are willing to spend over $1000 to wear a pair of shoes intentionally designed to look like they were stolen from the trash.

It seems that the richest writers may have a new status symbol to add to their collection, a pen covered in diamonds. It’s hard to imagine who in their right mind would actually spend $1,300,000 on a pen, but for the super-rich, it’s just another way to flaunt their wealth. With that amount of money, one could buy a couple of luxury cars, a mansion, and food for years to come.

The extravagance of the wealthy knows no bounds, not even in the food they eat. This hot dog may look like any other, but it’s sprinkled with gold flakes that put its price tag at an astounding $2300. Who would have thought that hot dogs would become a symbol of opulence? It’s incredible how the rich can turn even the most basic food into something luxurious. Rich people will really buy anything!

For affluent parents out there, what is the best gift to get their children? For some, the answer is simple: buy their child a fidget spinner made of pure gold. It may seem extravagant to some, but for these parents, it’s just one of the ways they can show their love and affection. At a price tag of $16,000, this golden toy is sure to keep their kids entertained and, dare we say, distracted.

It seems that the rich have found a new way to indulge their extravagance. This $9,000 ball of yarn is made of pure silver and apparently has become a must-have item among the wealthy. It begs the question, what do they even use it for? Knitting a luxurious silver scarf or perhaps a set of silver mittens? Whatever it may be, the cost seems outrageous for something that can be easily replaced with regular yarn at a fraction of the price.

When it comes to the rich and famous, even a mundane item like a blow dryer becomes an opportunity to show off their wealth, just like this luxurious item, a blow dryer covered in jewels that costs a whopping $10,000. With precious stones and gold accents, this hair tool is fit for a queen or perhaps just for someone who has more money than they know what to do with.

The extravagance of the rich knows no bounds, as evidenced by the AeroDream One – a towering 3.5-meter high-end sound system. This absurdly expensive sound system costs a fortune, boasts five custom-built amplifiers, and is one of the most high-end speakers systems. So who would pay half a million dollars for something like this? It’s hard to imagine anyone needing such a ludicrously expensive sound system, but this is just another simple purchase for the wealthy.

Dubai is a city where luxury knows no bounds, and the extravagant products available here exemplify just that. It’s fascinating to see the lengths the uber-rich go to flaunt their wealth. Take, for instance, the solid gold cell phone. It’s not something you see every day, but it’s just another status symbol for the elite in Dubai. It’s hard not to admire the creativity and craftsmanship that goes into making such a piece, even if it seems a bit absurd.

It’s no secret that the ultra-wealthy often indulge in lavish and sometimes downright ridiculous purchases. Exotic pets are just one example. While most of us are content with a dog or a cat, the wealthy opt for lions, cheetahs, and other wild animals. It’s hard to fathom spending so much money on a pet that requires extensive care and poses significant risks, but to the rich, it’s just another way to flaunt their wealth.

The ultra-rich are known for their beyond-expensive purchases; sometimes, they are just downright absurd. Take the example of a car that’s actually two cars stuck together. It’s hard to imagine any practical use for such a vehicle, but to the wealthy, it’s just another way to spend their money. It may be impossible to drive on most roads, but that doesn’t stop the rich from buying this luxurious car.

The wealthy are always looking for new and extravagant ways to spend their money, and the gold dispensing vending machine in Dubai is just one example. While it’s unlikely that the machine is made of gold, it dispenses the precious metal like an ATM would dispense cash. Even though the amount of gold dispensed is small, it’s still a lot of money! It’s hard to believe you could get gold so quickly, but for the ultra-rich, it’s another way to have fun with their money.

Dubai is a city of extreme wealth; even the police department here is no exception. While police cars need to be fast, it’s hard to imagine needing a Lamborghini for everyday police work. But in Dubai, it’s a standard issue. It shows how affluent the area is, where even law enforcement can afford such extravagant luxuries. Most people only see Lamborghinis in movies, but here, it’s a regular occurrence on the roads.

When it comes to public transportation, most people rely on buses or trains to get around. But in Dubai, even public transportation is taken to the next level. Instead of a bus, you can ride around in a stretched-out limousine. It’s hard to imagine taking a limo to the grocery store or school, but in a city full of riches and luxury, it’s just another way to flaunt everybody’s wealth.

When it comes to the wealthy, even the most mundane things can be taken to an extreme. Horses, while not particularly exotic animals to own, can still be housed in the most luxurious of accommodations. Take, for example, this indoor marble pen with several horse stalls. It’s a lavish living space fit for a king, or in this case, a horse. Spending money on elaborate accommodations for their pets is just a normal occurrence.

For rich people, spending thousands and thousands of dollars on luxury items is just another day in the life. From solid gold motorcycles to customized cars, there are endless things they could spend their money on. Take this guy, for example. He customized his motorcycle as a white stallion! Just another ridiculous item that costs so much money, but the wealthy probably don’t think twice about swiping their credit cards on something like this.

When you think about luxury, wealth, and riches, do you think of ice? It may seem weird and unrelated, but in a city full of extravagance and money, this is a famous destination. All those who are worth anything and have money to spend like to hang out in this lounge made entirely of ice. The lounge is always kept at -6 degrees Celsius; just the upkeep alone runs an expensive bill!

It’s no surprise that the wealthy have super decked-out mansions but have you seen one up close? This bathroom alone could be the size of a studio apartment. When it comes to spending money on luxurious property, there are no limits. It might seem like a waste of money to remodel a bathroom to be this big because what’s the point? But it doesn’t matter for those who have disposable income.

When it comes to luxury items, the rich really know how to go all out. Take these turtle fountain pens, for example. They may look like something you could pick up at a discount store, but don’t be fooled – they’re actually worth a cool $5,800 apiece. And if you’re really feeling fancy, you can snag a set of three for a “discounted” price. But let’s be real here, do these pens really look like they’re worth the price tag?